{"id":256,"date":"2007-08-30T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.2beerguys.com\/wordpress\/?p=256"},"modified":"2008-03-15T16:42:22","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T21:42:22","slug":"ryan-has-shown-is-posterior-enough-timesi-think-its-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/30\/ryan-has-shown-is-posterior-enough-timesi-think-its-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan has shown is posterior enough times&#8230;I think it&#8217;s him!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.2beerguys.com\/images\/ianpost.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Beer Burglar In The Buff Caught On Camera<\/h3>\n<p>When Kristen told me about this story, I knew I&#8217;d be blogging about it. Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before one of our group was exposed as a true beer nut. In the still image below, caught from a surveillance camera, it&#8217;s pretty clear that the naked assailant in this heist is none other than our own Thirsty Beard. How do I know this? I&#8217;ve seen his pressed ham enough times to know. And no, I&#8217;m not proud of that fact.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/www.2beerguys.com\/images\/nakedbeerguy.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Fish&#8217;s Quick Stop is a place where people in DeSoto, Missouri can get just about anything but store clerk Vicky Gaines got more than she ever bargained for when a burglar in the buff showed up while his accomplice stole a case of beer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Basically, a guy coming in, standing there naked and doing the hula,&#8221; Gaines says.<\/p>\n<p>It was all caught by the store&#8217;s video camera at 5:30 a.m. August 18th.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The article, along with video footage, can be seen <a onclick=\"javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('\/outgoing\/cbs4.com\/watercooler\/local_story_242101436.html');\"  href=\"http:\/\/cbs4.com\/watercooler\/local_story_242101436.html\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So Ryan, where were you on August 18th????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beer Burglar In The Buff Caught On Camera When Kristen told me about this story, I knew I&#8217;d be blogging about it. Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before one of our group was exposed as a true beer nut. In the still image below, caught from a surveillance camera, it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7298,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[112],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/ianpost47.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2beerguys.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}