August 30th, 2007
Ryan has shown is posterior enough times…I think it’s him!
Beer Burglar In The Buff Caught On Camera
When Kristen told me about this story, I knew I’d be blogging about it. Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before one of our group was exposed as a true beer nut. In the still image below, caught from a surveillance camera, it’s pretty clear that the naked assailant in this heist is none other than our own Thirsty Beard. How do I know this? I’ve seen his pressed ham enough times to know. And no, I’m not proud of that fact.
Fish’s Quick Stop is a place where people in DeSoto, Missouri can get just about anything but store clerk Vicky Gaines got more than she ever bargained for when a burglar in the buff showed up while his accomplice stole a case of beer.
“Basically, a guy coming in, standing there naked and doing the hula,” Gaines says.
It was all caught by the store’s video camera at 5:30 a.m. August 18th.
The article, along with video footage, can be seen here
So Ryan, where were you on August 18th????